A Christmas Eve Scene: “Well, if you DID want to be helpful…”
by V Rose Dahrke
I cannot believe this is about to come out of my mouth, but does that angel have a donkey’s head up his a**?
Ok, A: That’s a cow.
And what is point B?
He won’t stand on his own, and I thought it was better than him lying on the ground.
And what is the wise man doing? And is that donkey eating Baby Jesus?
The one lying on the ground in front of Mary.
Stargazing. It’s what they do, right? Wise men?
Fine. And the donkey?
Uh, no, donkeys are herbivores. Duh.
Merry Christmas, everybody.